The Razzies are always fun, maybe a little cruel, but always interesting to follow. So in anticipation of this year's ceremony (held tomorrow, or maybe it won't, that is the brilliance of April Fool's Day!), here are my winner predictions
Will Win - Jack and Jill
Should Win - Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
Commentary - Well, these are all horrible, but at some point one of these dreadful Twilight movies has got to win one of these things, and prove to all the screaming fans that what they are really watching is incredibly bad trash.
Will Win - Dennis Dugan "Jack and Jill"
Should Win - Michael Bay "Transformers: Dark of the Moon"
Commentary - My ears are still throbbing from the loud mess that was the last two Transformers movies.
Will Win (Both) - Adam Sandler "Jack and Jill"
Should Win - Taylor Lautner "Abduction and Breaking Dawn", and Sarah Palin "The Undefeated"
Commentary - It will be an hilarious moment when Adam Sandler completes a feat of winning both the worst actor and actress awards. Although for my money, I would die to see Sarah Palin "win", and Taylor Lautner needs to be a model or something and stay off the screen until he gets some acting ability or at least some personality.
Will Win/Should Win - Twilight Breaking Dawn Part I
Could Win - Any of the other four.
Commentary - Seriously, it can't go home emptyhanded.
Worst Supporting Actor
Will Win - Al Pacino "Jack and Jill"
Should Win - James Franco "Your Highness"
Commentary - First he started off 2011 by ruining the Oscars, then came up again with this terribly unfunny performance, so yeah Franco you deserve to win. But my bet is that they will reward one of the greatest actors of all time in a ironic twist of fate.
Worst Supporting Actress
Will Win - Katie Holmes "Jack and Jill"
Should Win - Rosie Huntington-Whiteley "Transformers: Dark of the Moon"
Commentary - Katie was dreadful, but I never thought it could get worse than Megan Fox. And it did.
Will Win/Should Win - New Year's Eve
Commentary - While Jack and Jill has tons of individual nominations, I think this would once again be ironic considering all the talent that was involved with New Year's Eve, and how dreadful it was.
Will Win - Adam Sandler and Katie Holmes "Jack and Jill"
Should Win - Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart "Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part I"
Commentary - Because.
Will Win/Should Win - Jack and Jill
Commentary - Seriously, who thought this was a good idea from reading the script?